Today at work my project was to figure out how to make 2 tasks last 6 hours. So I first spent 30 minutes in the cafeteria drinking coffee while my colleagues ate breakfast. Then I reviewed a chart for 30 minutes for a patient who never showed up. That brought me to about 9:30, so I cleaned every possible surface touched by human hands. Finally, I had to start task #1 - writing up exit reports - which I dragged out till about 11:30. I got to waste the last 30 minutes till lunch talking with a past patient. I took a nice, leisurely lunch and then began task #2 - creating graphs in excel for our department's end-of-the-year Performance Improvement report. I don't make the graphs look super fancy or anything, but I am seriously the only person who knows how to use excel. Then I came home and ran 6 miles through an inch of snow - talk about a calf workout.